The difference between tumblr and real life.
In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with somethingOn tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:
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Returning to Tumblr after a few days
yoU CAN’T ESCAPE THE 50 SHADES
do you ever fake interview yourself
what the hell do you think i do in the shower
when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up
or when i do my make up i become a youtube guru
how do you politely push someone off a cliff
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close the new tab then remember why you opened it in the first place
I don’t have friends, I have food and one direction.
hhahahahahahhahahahaah omg
imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena
- Friend: how do I find you on tumblr?
- Me: you don't.
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
- me: oh my god not again
- me:
- me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
how many of u regret following me
